Friday, September 23, 2005

sluts among us!

bremily went to see slut and sluts, two documentary (relatively) shorts as part of the film fest. it was awesome, because we're kind of both sluts. we laughed knowingly several times at different definitions. slut, as both films suggested, is a difficult word to describe. this crappy princeton university dictionary (not my favourite source-- the canadian oxford english dictionary-- but i'm such a slut, i can't find mine in all this mess) suggests:

slut

n 1: a dirty untidy woman [syn: slattern, slovenly woman, trollop] 2: a woman adulterer [syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, strumpet, trollop]

so i'm definitely good to go on the dirty, untidy woman part. i've also been an adulterer at one time or another. i like the term fornicatress-- it sounds prettier. anyway, i'm a slut, or at least slutty, i've broken a handful of slut rules, but basically, i just like to do it. so call me a slut (you know i like it)-- just not in a drastic way. in junior high, i was called a slut for wearing black nail polish. in high school because i wore a t-shirt as a dress. now i'm only called slut in the bedroom or in the mirror. i don't mind being slutty, if it means i can wear short skirts or that i can show you my tits. i don't mind being slutty, as long as it's on my own terms. i use the word slut probably ten times per day. i call everything and everyone a slut-- from a pesky pricing gun to anyone with who i'm even slightly enraged. i use it a a cuss word, although attempt to consider my company before shouting it out. slut! slut! slut! are you a slut?

1 comment:

lucifuge said...

i knew i could count on you, thanks. yes, HAIL!