slut
n 1: a dirty untidy woman [syn: slattern, slovenly woman, trollop] 2: a woman adulterer [syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, strumpet, trollop]
so i'm definitely good to go on the dirty, untidy woman part. i've also been an adulterer at one time or another. i like the term fornicatress-- it sounds prettier. anyway, i'm a slut, or at least slutty, i've broken a handful of slut rules, but basically, i just like to do it. so call me a slut (you know i like it)-- just not in a drastic way. in junior high, i was called a slut for wearing black nail polish. in high school because i wore a t-shirt as a dress. now i'm only called slut in the bedroom or in the mirror. i don't mind being slutty, if it means i can wear short skirts or that i can show you my tits. i don't mind being slutty, as long as it's on my own terms. i use the word slut probably ten times per day. i call everything and everyone a slut-- from a pesky pricing gun to anyone with who i'm even slightly enraged. i use it a a cuss word, although attempt to consider my company before shouting it out. slut! slut! slut! are you a slut?
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i knew i could count on you, thanks. yes, HAIL!
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