this morning's most tarnished moment: i was listening to beethoven's extraordinary "ode to joy" and what kept creeping into my head was the dairy board's pathetic but obviously effective, "drink milk, love life" ad capaign which not only is insulting to beethoven and the history of music because they used his song while putting whorish lyrics to his work, but embarassing and sickening to me that i've somehow along the lines associated "ode to joy" with fucking milk of all things. what assholes. how hard up they must be! how scared-- and so they should be, because soyMILK is taking effin' over!
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3 comments:
People still look at me like a big wiener when I say I drink soy milk. Then they ask why and my answer is always so lame. At times like these I wish I could channel you to explain it for me.
those people should feel like wieners for drinking the breast milk of cows. i often ask people if they'd drink human breast milk, to which they offer an emphatic "no effin' way!" (or the occasional, "well, if the right lady came along, teehee.") so then i ask them if it's not grosser or more bizarre or unnatural to drink cows' breast milk. ew. usually it's about this time that i mention that eggs are actually chickens' menstrual periods. this gets a worse (better!) reaction.
what really wants to make me stop drinking milk, is that fucking commercial! please, enough.
we should take an hour and just bash the puss right outta this ad.
people know what milk is. but they still spend mil's on corny, minute long milk raps directed toward todays youth.
please dairy industry, go back to "does a body good." it was less annoying and obtrusive.
oh yeah, they're scared.
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