hey, hey, hey-- mucous mebranes!

what's your favourite mucous membrane?
all of mine have been featured prominently today, in some capacity.
my favourite is typically and tragically my least active.
my nose, however, is c-logged.
wishing it's allergies.
fearing it's a cold.
je ne sais pas, mais je suis mal.
it's tres annoying to mouth-breathe all day.
i feel like i'm devolving. next i'll start dragging my knuckles and groaning like a wookie.
a jolly surprise is my emotional outlook today. i can't believe my apparent tolerance of my surroundings and situation. it boggles me, but i accept, for fear of the l-theanine wearing off and suggesting i react negatively. thanks, richard, for the l-thea. also, thanks for the aller-7 sample, altho you don't know you've given it to me yet.
em said today, "remember the day you were in a shitty mood last week?"
"which day?"
"all of them," and then proceeded to recall when i was pissy with a handful of customers, especially the one whose ear i slammed the phone down on in such a harsh and malicious manner that i made emily sad. and i was so abrupt with another when she simply inquired as to when we were closing, that she stared, scowled and scuttled away. at least it made me feel better to make someone else sample a taste of how dreadful i felt, albeit for a second. i sobered up after i stopped feeling the guilt of making her needlessly experience my distaste for living.
tonight: talked to em while she checked her email, puttered around the house, blew my nose, got groceries (pinto, adzuki, and lima beans, acai, onions at great ocean; water, soymilk and rice crackers at the ASS), ate a little bowl of special k which was pretty awesome since i don't know if i've ever had a bowl of special k, listened to zwan and gabe minnkin while putting some clothes away and cleaning the bedroom, blew my nose many more times.
yes, i got some acai (ah-say-ee!). i told the company to harass our grocery manager and lo and behold, we have acai. i am so pumped. try it try it try it if you haven't.
and i blew my nose again
and i finally have 32,000 optimum points. $75 worth of condoms, chocolate, magazines and black nailpolish here i come.