community piss for mayor

what i like is hanging with ja boule
what i like is drinking his dad's homebrewed wine
and then smoking herbs on the step and in the house
and talking to j, who's smarter than me
but doesn't seem to care.
today i think i had more suds in my hair than ever i have before
and my body was totally soaped from this shampoo
and this was when the city wanted to shut the water (community piss) off
so here i was totally soapy and geared to exfoliate my body and face
and shave my jambs
and i had to coldly wrap myself in towel and find something to occupy myself for an hour
before peter kelly (vote victor for mayor!) decided i should start my rinse cycle.
speaking of which--
three's company went to do our laundry at bill and maria's today.
apparently it takes two men to get me to do laundry regularly
and i got a veggie burger and hummus from
cafe vienna
owned by greeks
run by an egyptian
who sells lebanese
and mexian food
and i scratched my lottery ticket (yahtzee) and won nothing
and said fuck after each of the 10 lines
which apparently didn't help my karma
and also what i did today was hang with crm
we went to sheldon's and i got some tiny star wars figs who come randomly (lando! a jawa!)
and then to the grocery store for waffles, cinnamon-os, tofu, avocado, soymilk, water, soydogs, and a raw food bar which i accidentally stole
and of course a few buffys this morning--
which were good--
but without seth green, i honestly don't know how interested i'd be.