revenge of the sith: A-fucking-1 --
but i feel raped in every orifice.
it's a new hope or probable suicide.
waiting for so long
and i get fucked in the mouth with darkness.
not so unsuspected, sure--
but it's enough to make my bowels sad.
you think i'd be plenty used to the dark by now.
my two partners
were stellar--
we roasted unhandsome solos until the start was nigh:
these are not the dorks you are looking for.*
mandrepheus andregon in full effect,
two purple lightsabers and dark locks--
and bitches on every arm.
gee loo, you done your thang well this time,
but
never has the darkside looked so unattractive.
a new hope or DIE.
*CRM, cred.
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ah.... a new hope.
so much better now.
ah....
The Obi-Wan vs. Vader fight in ANH feels different now, don't it?
fo' effin' sho', buddy!
Guess I'll have to watch a New Hope again, even though I just watched it 2 months ago. Why it's not my favourite, I'll never understand. It must have something to do with the boredom. I've foudn with most trilogies, I prefer part 2. Part 1 sets up the characters/story, part 2 is awesomeness, and part 3 leaves closure.
I sure as Hell enjoyed this part 3 though.
a new hope was certainly most appreciated after watching epi 3: a relief from endless dhark. it is relatively boring, but right awes anyway.
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