more clever than paris hilton

for five minutes there were naughy pictures of me on the internet. it was strange and exciting. i was less frightened than i expected, but not un-freaked enough to leave them on there for chance-- even tho i couldn't find them when i searched. i hope my brother never finds neglected pictures of my tits while looking for a bjork song. i am arguably more clever than paris hilton, and more wise. but she is skinnier. oops, i don't care.