ruining your supper with religion

my dad once told me that there are three things you don't talk about at the supper (yes, i'm from nova scotia where apparently we don't even have dinner) table:

1) politics

2) sex

3) religion

i have no idea where he got that, i think he was just trying to prepare me for the real world where some people's tables found shit like that offensive. and at our table we broke that rule nightly. anyway, if this blog were a table, i'd've been sent to my room long ago without any supper and a big red slapmark across my face. i'm surprised blogger hasn't booted my ass off, altho i don't remember signing any agreement saying i wouldn't be offensive.

so, as i've hardly touched on tableblasphem numero trois, i will introduce you to a sweet device that will choose a religion for you if you're so kind as to answer a bunch of questions about your beliefs, and so inclined to have one at all. even if, like me, you're not in the market for a religion, it's still fun to see what you'd be best suited for. now, as someone who doesn't have a strong set of beliefs, some of these questions had my little head wheels spinning rapidly and me ending up choosing some responses and not being too sure. this is cool because you can set a priority for each answer. anyway, i've done this quiz three times now, and below are my results (screw you catholicism! get away! i can't believe it even rated!):

1.
Neo-Pagan (100%)
2.
Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3.
New Age (87%)
4.
Liberal Quakers (81%)
5.
Mahayana Buddhism (80%)
6.
Theravada Buddhism (79%)
7.
Jainism (73%)
8.
Secular Humanism (72%)
9.
Sikhism (67%)
10.
Reform Judaism (65%)
11.
Taoism (62%)
12.
Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%)
13.
Hinduism (55%)
14.
New Thought (52%)
15.
Scientology (51%)
16.
Bahá'í Faith (51%)
17.
Nontheist (43%)
18.
Orthodox Quaker (41%)
19.
Orthodox Judaism (39%)
20.
Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
21.
Islam (31%)
22.
Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (15%)
23.
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (15%)
24.
Seventh Day Adventist (15%)
25.
Jehovah's Witness (10%)
26.
Eastern Orthodox (8%)
27.
Roman Catholic (8%)

so now you can find out what your best-suited religion is by taking the quiz yourself. also check out the rest of the site, because it's thorough and awesome. please comment on my blog with the results of your quiz! i'm interested. let's ruin everyone's supper table conversations!