Monday, October 09, 2006

in montreal...

-nobody is fat (except tourists)
-everyone is well-dressed (except tourists)
-everyone speaks english (so convenient)
-nobody uses an ipod (i assume because there's so much cool to experience)
-there are hardly any painted crosswalks (why do we need lines?)
-rock shows begin at like 8 o'clock (such a good idea)
-nothing opens early (see next entry)
-i couldn't find anywhere close to downtown to eat a good breakfast (i ate clifbars)
-i was offered coffee, a massage and a private dance (heh)
-apparently nobody drinks water with whisky (hmm...)

3 comments:

ling-ling san said...

I agree Brianne. Montreal is a completely acceptable city.

In other news, I've sort of discovered your web site is secretly about hippies. Care to comment?

Much love and tenderness.

lucifuge said...

what the eff do you mean? it isn't about hippies at all. i abhor hippies! i am called one every couple of days, but nothing could be (most often) further from the truth. PROOF needed.

lucifuge said...

oh, do you mean megaweb? it's more about space colonization, but there are some hippie elements involved. more metal and space-based than anything.