Tuesday, February 14, 2006

dear valentine,


dear valentine,
you had it so fucking good. you fucked up.

dear valentine,
i'm glad we didn't get married (i'm prettier than your wife).

dear valentine,
i wish i'd popped your cherry.

dear valentine,
tell the neighbours i'm not sorry.

dear valentine,
you must be so unhappy.

dear valentine,
never again.

dear valentine,
if that's what you call love, you can have it back.

dear valentine,
i was the right choice.

dear valentine,
it was only because we were drunk.

dear valentine,
you could be mine
but you're way out of line.

dear valentine,
my heart is a whore.

help me obi-wan kenobi,
you're my only hope.

dear crown royal,
happy valentine's day.

love,
bean

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can spot some very specific references in this list but none that might clearly delineate my participation. Ambiguously, though, I can wear a few. Happy Val Day!

kevimkujik said...

i think you know my fave...

lucifuge said...

mr. welby--you didn't make the cut because you didn't fuck up. this is, of course, a good thing.