my week in an eh to zed format

eh) wednesday brought a rep dinner including chickpea nori salad and peatty scotch whisky at the wooden monkey. included were good times and a free product of my choice.
be) i made jam thursday. seriously-- strawberry jam. it was my first time. it rocks my socks off everytime it touches my tongue.
ci) thursday was mustache and the new tragedies at gus's. a stupid army guy tried to get to know me, but did a terrible job. the show was killer. lots of great stunts. gives me chills!
dee) i got my first cheque for writing an article (due to be published in october). it's nice to actually get paid for this finally.
eeee!) friday we made amazing kamut pizza and vegan meatza the other day. so effin' good.
eff) my brother and i saw a really bizarre light in the sky. neon green and streaky. probably UFOs or something else. pretty trippy. documentation attempted and failed.
gee) i don't actually hate my job most of the time.
eightch) i won the soundtrack to it's all gone pete tong, but haven't picked it up yet.
eye) i'm obsessed with contests.
jay) soy yogourt is amazing.
kay) the two days where i didn't look at the people around me-- at how they perceived me or at what they were wearing or at them at all was very telling. i was uberkeen to be alive because i didn't give six shits about anyone else. note to self: do this more often.
elle) saturday, lucia and i went to oneworld cafe to see laura peek and mark grimson. peek was amazing, as per usual. she made a citrusy cake with coconutty frosting and it was rad. mark grimson is a new fave. i was overemotional and almost lost it.
em) we also went to the breezy waterfront to see zuppa circus's open theatre kitchen where ben eats a raw onion and more. triggered many heartstrings. the soup was fucking astounding after watching them prepare it, and it being a chilly eve.
ehn) my ex- mother in-law is a bigger raging bitch than i even imagined. she came to freak out at me at work on sunday.
oh!)i tried to make several gifts for crm for his birthday and failed miserably on many of them. i lost general greivous's head for the card, the bath bombs didn't set, the tiramisu was probably less than extraordinary.
pee)sunday was the ole birthday. ran into him on the street. he looked fly and carried armloads of fabulous gifts. had lovely and sad talks. made pacts to not be sad. kept said anti-sad pact for several hours.
cue) spent sunday night finishing up gifts, not looking inward like i should have been.
are) myself, g, em, and crm went to stage nine for shadowplay where glenn played a good gothy set and crm yelled for michael jackson. we wore black. some did not and felt odd and left (or didn't make it at all) even tho we, nor anyone else would care.
ess) proceeded to drink a fuckload of whisky and water. decided before i went to get fairly drunk. this always works.
tea) had a couple of breakdowns. cried in the bathroom and not in the bathroom. was fine. had a pretty good time. rocked out.
you) after a couple calls, was admitted to the VIP room at the palace (i'd never been to the palace before, and was told this doesn't count-- phew!). don't remember much of this. met lots of casinofolk. got tired of crying for no reason, decided to leave without telling anyone but crm. walked home and cried the whole way. i'm not so sure why, but it's funny now.
vee) told my brother all about it. laughed a lot, probably lost it a couple of times. tried to vomit.
double you) woke up in my clothes, having not written in my journal, taken my black pills, with a garbage can beside me. unbeknownst to me, i threw up, passed out in the bathroom for an hour and spent twice the money i remember spending. daddy goodtimes. thanks for taking care of me, bro.
ex) spent yesterday totally hung over. got up. ate. went back to bed. dreampt of mice again. got up. smoked. went to one world with bro and had dahl and rice and a wicked salad. smoked. ate. watched family guy. smoked. watched night gallery. ate. went to bed again.
why?)i'm about to launch my first product. helped design a logo with mat. more later.
zed) enjoyed a good day with maven. ate sushi and dio mio. made out on the hill and the balcony. the night's not over.