bizarre bitch tits and hummus

i'm used to people googling bizarre sexual things and finding my blog. at least every couple of days, some cat looking for fucking machines or to be machine fucked or for instructions on brazilian bikini waxing or to see someone being fucked on their period is directed to my site. occasionally, a student looking for a margaret lawrence bio, to listen to the skeletor/beastman cky4 song or to learn about MBT shoes may be slightly enlightened-- or not. but last night, i found a real doozy of a pair of googlings that inspired a serious chuckle and then quizzical noggin scratching as i wondered what i wrote about to direct enquiring minds to my period when looking for:

1) bizarre pumped saline tits

2) bitch tits and soymilk

but nevertheless, ha.
and then i was partially comforted and felt a little better about myself when someone was innocently searching for:
hummus + "nova scotia" truro, but at the same time, a little disappointed.