today i'm going through drafts that i didn't post for one reason or another. mostly laziness and my lack of motivation to finish them. here's one:
it's still fairly fresh in my mind-- although i've stopped reeling: i saw mötley crüe. it wows me when i consider that i'd talked myself down from anticipation as recently as two days before the show. we had great fucking seats. scanning the crowd, it seemed i was the only one dressed ironically (except for one eager dude wearing a denim vest and a pink headband-- altho he looked more ready for a springsteen show). immediately, there were "little people". on the best of days, i'm not a fan of "midget" jokes or exploitation. if this were 5 years ago, i would have let it ruin the show-- but not tonight. i had to resign myself to believing the little people were well paid---perhaps even with pussy-- so whatev. i'm sure they weren't really whipping them that hard. also, there were hot lady acrobats who essentially made the show for me. climbing ladders and crawling along the floor like cats and using welding apparati and just plain being sexxxy.
vince neil: you're right in front of me. you look and act just like an old boyfriend (or rather he just like you. i didn't notice until now). so hot. you still know how to hold a crowd more than your counterparts, perhaps by your straightfowardness and conectedness to the reality before you. what?
nikki sixx: evil. you died twice. i liked the multiple "fucks" on your jacket and pants. you looked younger than i'd've guessed you would in person.
mick mars: your spine is fucking fused. i still wonder how you put up with these guys so long. you were such a sight to behold. i wanted to give you a hug.
tommy lee: you're lucky you're a hot ticket, because you seem like kind of a wank. worst. banter. ever. i did, however, enjoy how lame some of your gimmics were. i was all over it. did you hear me scream "methods of mayhem!" whenever you were a wank?
you're all lucky you're still alive and that people came in droves to see you. actually, i'm quite surprised at the turnout.
* i didn't really finish commenting on this show, so let it be known that "Live Wire" was my favourite moment of the night. that's all.
it's still fairly fresh in my mind-- although i've stopped reeling: i saw mötley crüe. it wows me when i consider that i'd talked myself down from anticipation as recently as two days before the show. we had great fucking seats. scanning the crowd, it seemed i was the only one dressed ironically (except for one eager dude wearing a denim vest and a pink headband-- altho he looked more ready for a springsteen show). immediately, there were "little people". on the best of days, i'm not a fan of "midget" jokes or exploitation. if this were 5 years ago, i would have let it ruin the show-- but not tonight. i had to resign myself to believing the little people were well paid---perhaps even with pussy-- so whatev. i'm sure they weren't really whipping them that hard. also, there were hot lady acrobats who essentially made the show for me. climbing ladders and crawling along the floor like cats and using welding apparati and just plain being sexxxy.
vince neil: you're right in front of me. you look and act just like an old boyfriend (or rather he just like you. i didn't notice until now). so hot. you still know how to hold a crowd more than your counterparts, perhaps by your straightfowardness and conectedness to the reality before you. what?
nikki sixx: evil. you died twice. i liked the multiple "fucks" on your jacket and pants. you looked younger than i'd've guessed you would in person.
mick mars: your spine is fucking fused. i still wonder how you put up with these guys so long. you were such a sight to behold. i wanted to give you a hug.
tommy lee: you're lucky you're a hot ticket, because you seem like kind of a wank. worst. banter. ever. i did, however, enjoy how lame some of your gimmics were. i was all over it. did you hear me scream "methods of mayhem!" whenever you were a wank?
you're all lucky you're still alive and that people came in droves to see you. actually, i'm quite surprised at the turnout.
* i didn't really finish commenting on this show, so let it be known that "Live Wire" was my favourite moment of the night. that's all.
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