white underwear is a stupid idea. perhaps prissy ladies like them so they have something to scrub when they're bored and miserable, and so when they look at their clean white panties, they can be falsely reminded that they don't actually excrete anything from their chaste, pristine bodies. but guess what? the rest of us excrete-- and most feces, piss, menstrual blood, vaginal secretions and normal ol' sweat generally isn't white. even cum may be white-- but the shit stains. and sometimes some of those excretions make their way onto our undergarmets. so, here is a tip for all you underwear manufacturers who package white underwear with cool darker colours: don't fucking do it. make white packs. make mixed packs-- but don't make me buy your white panties-- or i'll fucking mail them back to you once i've been wearing them awhile (and i don't have time to fucking scrub them).
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don't wanna get your panties in a knot babe, but there's something queer happening with your sidebar.
no panty bundlers here (finally-- everyone can google "panty bundler" and find one result!)-- but yeah, my sidebar is fucked and will have to stay that way for a bit. blah.
ok, so white panties might make you look like a naughty little virgin, but they're not so good for keepin'. they're less practical and more sexy. fine, i'll give them that-- altho i still think i look like a dink in white panties.
GARTH : "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and play a girl bunny?"
WAYNE : No!(laughing)... No.
GARTH : "Neither did I. I was just asking."
i love my tighty whities. my manties are always filled with fresh and old stains alike.
i buy the 3 packs, and i usually cant wait to grind my man stains off in em'
hooray for manties
lingaling: holy slut-- thanks for that. hilly to the larious.
scotia: i'm glad you like manties. i'm glad you called them that. i like to call any underwear "panties" but neither girls nor boys seem to like the term.
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