Tuesday, December 13, 2005

worst. dessert. ever.

dear the westin,

worst. dessert. ever.
nobody ate it.
here's two facts about banana brulée:
1) it's spelled brulée, not brule.
2) it doesn't consist of three slices of banana, three blueberries and a fuckload of melon in some shitty sugar juice soup. burnt pieces of sugar are only okay in small amounts, and best when caramelized, not actually burnt.
also, the tofu tasted like fish. edamame are not seedlings. don't offer a dish with cheese and cream and say it can be vegan and then not be able to deliver. fuck you. the service was decent-- thanks for hooking the team up with shooters even tho we were supposed to only have two drinks apiece.

love,
beany

4 comments:

kevimkujik said...

the westin always had problems with made up dishes, with wacky ingredients and new spins on names.
"come try our chocolate banana peppercorn salmon brule, yum yum"

lucifuge said...

yeah--they need some help. not everyone is impressed by dishes soley because they have a French word in them.

Anonymous said...

Here I am commenting. I used to work at the Westin but long ago, before the resto was called "Elements". It was "Tradewinds" then and sucked because they always used these same gross "Tuscan potatoes" for every dish. Your blog is nice.

lucifuge said...

yes, yes. all you hotelites know so much inside dirt. what the christ are tuscan potatoes? and please remind me how we decided that the "h" in jesus h. christ could actually stand for "hockey." thanks for your comments-- i changed my style just for you.