good morning kevin. 1) she's certainly not in your apartment. 2) it's likely that nobody died on your couch, and more likely that a lot of strangers have had sex on it-- spilling life, not death. 3) when you die your body will rot and i guarantee you won't go to hell. this is quite possibly because there isn't one because there's no God and no Devil. but also because you're not evil. i like to think that if souls exist, you might reincarnate into an appropriate animal, or a completely different person than you. kevin round two: ding ding ding!
billy, you already know the answer. because you are narcisstic and/or sadistic and/or comfortable with yourself. no. you should wonder about something other than farting. and maybe.
ahem...a tray contains 12 carob chip cookies, and 16 oatmeal raisin cookies. how many ways can a child select 4 cookies that include at least 1 carob chip cookie?
kev: 1) somewhere in lower sackville. 2) no, but you can take part in mind as you wish. 3) hopefully not too long. that'd be exciting. probably about 10 years. 4) see above.
li'l j: i should've specified that i wasn't answering any puzzling math questions. if you gave me until the end of time i still might not've figured it out, so unfortunately i'll have to take a pass on this one. since you're studying to be a teacher, perhaps you can share the answer with my readers. big bonus points to you for the delicious cookie varities you used in your word problem.
billy, a compound called sulfur makes farts smell like eggs. this yellow compound has no odour (or taste!)on its own, but when mixed when it comes into contact with hydrogen, you get the odor. sulfur is found in eggs, onions, broccoli, garlic, cabbage, etc.
the moment you've all been waiting for: ask me a question and i'll answer it!
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good morning kevin.
1) she's certainly not in your apartment.
2) it's likely that nobody died on your couch, and more likely that a lot of strangers have had sex on it-- spilling life, not death.
3) when you die your body will rot and i guarantee you won't go to hell. this is quite possibly because there isn't one because there's no God and no Devil. but also because you're not evil. i like to think that if souls exist, you might reincarnate into an appropriate animal, or a completely different person than you. kevin round two: ding ding ding!
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billy,
you already know the answer.
because you are narcisstic and/or sadistic and/or comfortable with yourself.
no.
you should wonder about something other than farting. and maybe.
ahem...a tray contains 12 carob chip cookies, and 16 oatmeal raisin cookies. how many ways can a child select 4 cookies that include at least 1 carob chip cookie?
thankyou.
kev:
1) somewhere in lower sackville.
2) no, but you can take part in mind as you wish.
3) hopefully not too long. that'd be exciting. probably about 10 years.
4) see above.
li'l j: i should've specified that i wasn't answering any puzzling math questions. if you gave me until the end of time i still might not've figured it out, so unfortunately i'll have to take a pass on this one. since you're studying to be a teacher, perhaps you can share the answer with my readers. big bonus points to you for the delicious cookie varities you used in your word problem.
billy,
a compound called sulfur makes farts smell like eggs. this yellow compound has no odour (or taste!)on its own, but when mixed when it comes into contact with hydrogen, you get the odor. sulfur is found in eggs, onions, broccoli, garlic, cabbage, etc.
Sulfur is also used on television shows to create explosion-like special effects.
It also smells like fecal matter.
Here's a humdinger : where did you get that unsual photo?
I dreamt about your dad last night.
kev:
biotin and silica are good for hair growth and strength. general good nutrition will help as much as anything i think.
lls:
i got the unusual photo online, of course, at http://www.qwantz.com/posterchild/.
what was my dad doing?
1. how's the autumn for ya?
2. when was the last time you had whoopie pies(I just had one)?
3. when are the aliens going to arrive?
1. the autumn is INCREDIBLE.
2. i had whoopie pies too long ago. i will make whoopie... pies again soon.
3. the aliens are already here.
When are you gonna post again?
fuck, probably in the next couple of days. big VACATION update!
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