allow me to suggest here and now that it's not a good idea to rush off to a seminar or business meeting immediately after a particularly strong orgasm (particularly so if you've had two or so others in the last twelve hours). it could (and this is entirely speculation, of course) cause you to be jittery and/or shaky, dry-mouthed, spacy and flushed. if you had to introduce yourself and tell the group about your business just as you were sitting down-- arriving late of course-- you could feel as though you'd rather hide under the table or vomit or eat a piece of cake or at least share with the group why you're all aflustered: but of course, you can't. anyway, at least have a cup of tea before you leave the house-- and don't stash your rescue remedy in such a stupid place-- in theory, of course. this is just one of the many things you shouldn't try immediatly following an orgasm. allow me to list a few other poor post-orgasm moves:
1) sealing a deal like a contract, internet puchase, marriage proposal or anything slightly official
2) agreeing to get up and get anything from another room, either for yourself or someone else
3) teaching a cursive writing class
4) talking to your mom
5) anything not involving just fucking lying there
1) sealing a deal like a contract, internet puchase, marriage proposal or anything slightly official
2) agreeing to get up and get anything from another room, either for yourself or someone else
3) teaching a cursive writing class
4) talking to your mom
5) anything not involving just fucking lying there
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Anything involving a baby.
oh, for fucking sure. that would just be too trippy.
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